My Son

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Owen: I’m Dad today!
Me: Oh, really? What are you going to do today?
Owen: I’m going to smoke cigars.
Me: Anything else?
Owen: Yes. Drink bourbon.
Me: Are you going to get any work done?
Owen: No, I’m going to shave wood.
Me: What?
Owen: BLAM RANG JANGLE!

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